Losers win at the Oscars

The Oscars statues. Photo: Richard Harbaugh / ©A.M.P.A.S.

None of the Oscar nominees will go home empty-handed this year. The contents of the gift bags this year are valued at more than $125,000.

Included in the smorgasbord of luxury skincare products is a lifestyle makeover package worth $14,200.

The most highly valued item in this year’s bag, according to Distinctive Assets, the bag’s creator, is a $20,000 gift certificate so that the stars can have someone read their 2015 horoscope, dream analysis and be instructed on mind control techniques.

Other products that seem to be making a hit are a $250 vibrator and a train trip through the Canadian Rockies, worth more than $14,500.

Who needs a little gold statue when you can learn mind control?

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